Welcome to “How To Develop Disordered Eating 101” — Growing up in the 90’s watching our parents trying every fad diet trend, and failing. Atkins Diet, South Beach Diet, Gastric Bypass M.S. April 2009 Dear Dad, Have you lost weight yet? I poisoned your pantry, so don’t go eating out of there. How about you try not eating at all? Make me proud. I’ll come back when growls loud enough to shake silverware